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Car washes aren’t really that interesting, and so a group in Australia decided to spice things up. Their car wash includes topless ladies and arousing sideshows along with the regular wash:

The Bubbles ‘n’ Babes car wash in Brisbane prompted a flood of complaints with a topless car wash for A$55 ($45) and a nude car wash with X-rated lap-dance service for A$100.

I can’t understand why anyone would be opposed to making car washes more exciting. They were even environmentally aware:

The raunchy wash, set up by a strip-club owner, was screened from the public and used recycled water to avoid breaching water use restrictions, they said.

Do you think the others used recycled water? I doubt it. They were afraid it would be distracting though:

“We don’t want any traffic accidents caused by people looking at the girls instead of looking at the road,” Superintendent Colin Campbell told local media.

Seriously? I’m not sure how anyone could even see since it was screened. And is this really the biggest traffic danger? I’m sure they could find something better to focus their attention on. However, even though they pretended to dislike it they actually enjoyed it as much as the next guy, since they chose not to do anything:

[The car wash] has been given the all-clear after police and officials said they were powerless to scrub it.

Haha, “scrub” it, hah…anyone? If you’re ever going to Australia, make sure to get your car washed while you’re there.