Woman vs. Wii: Her husband chooses the Wii

There are a lot of things that can tear married couples apart. Drinking, having sex with anyone besides each other, arguments, the list goes on. While many people who have marriage problems just deal with them, they have to draw the line somewhere. There are some things that are just too much. For example, taking your husbands precious Wii and hurling it into a lake. Breaking it would have been bad enough, but throwing it completely into the water? That abominable act is exactly what a man recently had to endure. He details his wife’s insanity in an e-mail received by Kotaku yesterday:
Buying a Wii was a big deal for me. Seeing those 250 hard earned dollars and some change go flying from her hand and into the water was painful. We would probably be together right now if she had not thrown my beloved Wii… but alas, you cant talk a crazy woman out of an idea of such magnitude.
She’s lucky she is still alive after committing such an act. Her husband decided to go easy on her though, and is merely seeking divorce:
Anyways, divorce is imminent. I’m talking to a lawyer tomorrow to get the process started. I’m not divorcing her just because of the Wii throwing. That was just the rather large straw that broke this dromedary’s back.
Now, without a wife, all that is left for him to do is play with his Wii alone. Pun definitely intended.
Brandon Undead
May 11, 2007 @ 11:04 am
At the least she’s lucky to be alive, but at the very best, she’s lucky not to have a black eye or a dismembered pet.
Dexter345
May 11, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
He’ll probably have to let his Wii dry off before he starts playing with it again. It must be too wet right now.
Poopface Morty
May 11, 2007 @ 1:29 pm
It certainly sounds like this guy is better off moving on.
JustJanky
May 11, 2007 @ 3:33 pm
If she’s so crazy maybe she should have left it plugged in then pushed him in after his precious Wii…or maybe he would have been dumb enough to just jump in after it.