ZIZZY’s blog

I’m sure there have been plenty of crazy attempts people have made to get away from the police, but this must be one of the weirdest (and at the same time least effective). Felicha Marin, an 18 year old woman in Acton, was arrested on March 29th for stealing shoes. I know that up until now it may sound normal, but this is where it gets interesting weird.

Using her right breast, she “assaulted” the officer - while he was dazzled by her bare mammary, she went in for the attack (Link very NSFW). And by that, I mean she sprayed him with her breast milk. Besides a show of incredible marksmanship, I cannot think of what she possibly hoped to accomplish. Now, not only is she being charged with shoplifting but assault too. I can think of many better uses for her breast(s) that would have been much more convincing to the officer.