Sh!t happens

A fall from six stories up would seriously injure anyone, maybe even kill them. That is, unless there was a pile of fresh shit waiting to catch them. As unlikely as that may sound, it’s exactly what happened to a Chinese woman in Beijing, according to Yahoo. While hanging out her laundry, she must have leaned just a little too far - and subsequently fell over her balcony. What awaited her at the end of her plummet wasn’t the hard ground though. Instead, she landed on a 20 cm thick heap of crap. “Workers happened to be emptying the building’s septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes,” a local newspaper said. Thanks to a large amount of other people’s shit, she suffered only slight injuries and what is probably one of the most disgusting experiences of her life.
zizzy
April 4, 2007 @ 8:47 pm
I searched “shit” on Google for this pic - and I’m warning you now, don’t ever do that. Ever. It is truly disgusting…and very NSFW.
backflip10019
April 4, 2007 @ 8:49 pm
No curses in the headline.
-10 pts for you, zizz.
lawl
April 4, 2007 @ 8:50 pm
Pic looks delicious.
zizzy
April 4, 2007 @ 8:51 pm
Oops, sorry Backflip. Shouldn’t you have told me that before hand though?
Clover
April 4, 2007 @ 8:53 pm
LMAO I came to the site and was like “WTF!!!11!1!oneone”
But yeah, I showed my friends, they liked it :/ I think.
Clover
April 4, 2007 @ 8:56 pm
Hmmm you should say “it happens” not “sh-t happens” lol IDK, people would still get it.
That picture is so groos.
Poopface Morty
April 4, 2007 @ 9:06 pm
That’s the most juicy piece of shit I’ve seen in a while.
masterledz
April 4, 2007 @ 9:09 pm
Chocolate soft-serve, anyone?
lawl
April 4, 2007 @ 9:19 pm
This turns you guys on, right guys? …Right?
Lethal Dosage
April 4, 2007 @ 9:35 pm
There’s a surefire way to keep people coming back. >_>
Petrie
April 4, 2007 @ 9:57 pm
I work here and I’m considering not coming back now.
backflip10019
April 4, 2007 @ 10:14 pm
Haha, fuck you Petrie. You’d better come back or it’ll be the cat-tail for you.
Kevin Cortez
April 4, 2007 @ 10:19 pm
I quit.
Clover
April 4, 2007 @ 10:20 pm
lmao
backflip10019
April 4, 2007 @ 10:37 pm
Cortez, if you quit, I’ll call you black.
lawl
April 4, 2007 @ 10:52 pm
I changed the pic >.>
masterledz
April 4, 2007 @ 10:56 pm
Well, there goes my very hilarious comment down the drain.
Sunshine
April 4, 2007 @ 11:00 pm
So now you’ve got a picture that could be someone’s lunch, but the article talks about shit. Some people would probably like that…a lot. Crosspost this on a scat site, and watch the membership double.
Dan "Husky Hog" Lingen
April 4, 2007 @ 11:01 pm
lol damn, was looking forword to it
Kevin Cortez
April 4, 2007 @ 11:48 pm
I is not black.
Staying :).
Dexter345
April 5, 2007 @ 12:51 am
Damn, I missed the original picture. I guess I could just do a Google image search if I really wanted to…
Poopface Morty
April 5, 2007 @ 11:06 am
Just go to that one Meet & Greet thread at D-Toid, the old pic is there, lol. Best Intro thread ever!